Nuke You, by Cameron
02/12/2003

Nuke Iraq.
Nuke Europe.
Nuke you ignorant fucking hippies named Swami Richard.
Nuke your dreadlocked Nag Champa stinking girlfriends who dictate your dangerous politics.
Nuke Noam Chomsky.
Nuke naked protesters.
Nuke leftist shitwheels.
Nuke Iraq.
Nuke Iraq again.
There are still Iraqis left, nuke it one more time.
The UN just opened it's mouth, nuke them.
Frenchmen are rubbing their beards sagely and talking shit. Nuke them five times in rapid succession.
Russia is pretending we didn't spank the shit out of them, nuke them.
No, better yet steal their own poorly guarded nukes and nuke them with those.
Germany... well fuck Germany. They already nuked themselves economically.
Nuke Iraq again.
Don't nuke North Korea, but do starve their population and then torture the fucking survivors.
Nuke you.
Nuke you.
I heard whining, nuke Europe and see if it stops.
Your girlfriend is ugly.
Take a fucking shower, hippie.
No, scratch that, I'll just nuke you.
Fuck you.